Wisconsin Livin'

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What's with all the Chuck Norris "facts"? Ex. Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them. Chuck Norris can divide by zero. Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way. When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down. Why have these become so popular all of a sudden?

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9 years for putting a finger in some Wendy's chili. Glad to know this dumb bitch is going to take up a slot in our penal system and we get to pay for it. Why can't we just chop off one of her fingers and call it even steven? It'd save money.

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Then of course there is this girl:



She was on the 10 o'clock news last night. THIS was news? Either way, her and her sometimes mom, complained that the show was unfair, they misrepresented her, they edited in judge's responses, she really can sing (no she can't) blah blah. She says that the ridicule and teasing she is getting at Palatine high school from the boys is so bad and mean that she just can't go anymore. Yet almost in the same breath she declared, despite the show's short comings, it has taught her a lot and made her a much a stronger person inside. Uhm, stronger, suuure. Bitch shut the fuck up and just go to school already. (who wants to bet that she drops out of HS and her new hobby will be stripping at the local strip joint?)

For those of you curious enough (like my husband), you too can ridicule her direct on her own My Space page: http://www.myspace.com/xokissmex369