HAHA!

Fired. That's what happens when you become so annoying & slothy that no one wants to work with you anymore. No more whistling, pervy stares & mouth breathing for any of us. I guess it had been in the works for a while to figure out how to clip him without getting sued. Turns out they gradually took him off accounts to the point where he wasn't on any. Reason for dismissal: Not enough billable hours. HAHA! Adios fat man.

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Continuing Reasons for Lateness:
(hope you've been taking notes)

1. Son was in an out of state ballet (yes, he's a tiny dancer) and they just got back in to town that morning.

2. Last minute opthamologist appt for an eye issue that apparently had been hurting for days yet I never witnessed any physical discomfort or heard any complaints.

3. Someone hit their garage door so day one was getting it closed. Day two was waiting for crew to come and fix it. Day three was saying crew didn't show up before so they are now.

4. More school board meetings running long.

5. Oops, forgot about this "probono" press ok that was in the morning.