Things I've Seen Today
1) A rather large lady in my office walking down the hallway after leaving the bathroom not thinking anyone sees her digging, and I mean digging, in her ass crack for gawd knows what.
2) A normal looking, middle class, business lady, quietly being escorted out of Marshalls in handcuffs by Chicago's finest.
3) A UPS truck driver screaming profanities and threatening bodily injury to a driver on his left that was trying to cut in front of him to make a right turn, which eventually did do it.
4) A guy crammed in a box on wheels that was smaller then a phone booth doing a hand puppet show with really loud happy music blasting out of it. I restrained myself from pushing him downhill.
5) A Streetwise Representative (aka a bum) practically punched me in his enthusiasm to force me to buy one. When I said no thanks and kept walking he made no attempt to disguise his disappointment when he spewed at my back "well fuck you den...bitch."
I love Chicago.
2) A normal looking, middle class, business lady, quietly being escorted out of Marshalls in handcuffs by Chicago's finest.
3) A UPS truck driver screaming profanities and threatening bodily injury to a driver on his left that was trying to cut in front of him to make a right turn, which eventually did do it.
4) A guy crammed in a box on wheels that was smaller then a phone booth doing a hand puppet show with really loud happy music blasting out of it. I restrained myself from pushing him downhill.
5) A Streetwise Representative (aka a bum) practically punched me in his enthusiasm to force me to buy one. When I said no thanks and kept walking he made no attempt to disguise his disappointment when he spewed at my back "well fuck you den...bitch."
I love Chicago.
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3 Comments:
Aw, I miss getting harrassed by the Streetwise vendors. Those were the days. The bums here merely disappear during the daytime to whoknowswhere and keep to themselves at night. It's crap.
I was just going to say the same thing...weird. There are no fun adventures in Madison, ahhh, good old crazy Chicago.
I really wish I worked in the city. then I'd get in on more 'action' the suburbs are pretty boering.
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