Random

One of the guys I share an office with is a big Cubs fan. He made a bet with someone here in the office that’s a huge Sox fan. The bet was that although it wasn't disputed that the Sox would be in the World Series, he bet that they wouldn't win it. Well needless to say he lost that bet. The deal is that he has to wear a Sox jersey all day today. Only good thing about it is that the guy's last name is Garland so at least its his real name matches the back. Poor bastard.

Also, my friend sent me this joke. You've prob already heard it but so what. I haven't and I thought it was funny so too bad. I find it relevant to me in 2 regards. 1) I want another tattoo and 2) I like to spend money.

$100 tattoo
Larry gets home late one night and his wife, Mary Pat, says, "Where in the hell have you been?"

Larry replies, "I was out getting a tattoo."

"A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?"

"I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates," he said proudly.

"What the hell were you thinking?" she said, shaking her head in disdain."Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his privates?"

"Well, one, I like to watch my money grow. Two, once in a while I like to play with my money. Three, I like how money feels in my hand. And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want."

wawawaaaaaa.

I leave for CO tonight! Pumpkin seeds, cider, scary movies oh my! I'm still miffed that I won't be seeing Ween in Vegas but it will be worth it, I know. My sis emails me though and tells me "you know, its not uncommon for it to snow and be really cold on Halloween here. Hope you packed warm stuff." Great. Not really. Happy Halloween everyone!