My To Not Do List

1) Getting Drunk
2) Drunk Dialing
3) Drinking copious amounts of booze, especially on school nights
4) Saying I'm having only 1 drink, swearing it, then having like 8 or 10
5) Getting bombed with co-workers
6) Getting bombed with co-workers and complaining about other co-workers
7) Drinking with the sole purpose of getting drunk
8) Guzzling drinks till I vomit
9) Consuming alcoholic beverages till I can't remember my own address
10) Boozing on an empty stomach with the thought that food will just take up too much room

My To Do List:
1) Join AA