Red Bud

The new Red Bull.

Beer with caffeine, ginseng, guarana extract, and natural flavor. Sounds delish, huh? Instead of Starbucks in the morning start shot gunning these, your co-workers will love you for it.

Seriously, what ever happened to the good ol' fashioned booger sugar? Why not just legalize that, after all essentially thats what this crap is but in a liquid lower dose form.

T.R. - This is a supurb example of yet another stupid idea pitched, accepted and launched by another stupid client. May they all burn in hell...and be wide awake for it.

Cheers!