Friday, May 19, 2006

Oops...Someone Needs to call DCFS, Again


This time in NY, she had a bottle of something in one hand, her kid in the other and tripped. The kids head snapped back and his hat flew off and his head (check our the guy's face behind her). "Immediately after the incident an agitated Spears said, 'This is why I need a gun,' seemingly referring to having to battle her way through the crowd. " Yeah b/c thats your problem, the crowds. And guns will fix everything for you.


It gets better though, earlier this week pictures show her driving in her Mini Cooper convertible with the Kfed offspring in his car seat facing the wrong way.


Now its debatable if this is wrong by state laws but looking past that why doesn't she even have a boppy around that kids neck? My neck hurts from just looking at it.

This chick is an idiot and I'm saddened to know she'll be sqeezing out another one soon. Imagine the photo ops then. A kid on each hip and her dropping both on their heads at the same time.

My question is, how did she manage to hide her complete white trashiness during her reign as Pop Princess? How did she manage to keep that bubbling below the surface and hidden from the public eye? Fools.

I think it's just a matter of time before this used up pop princess pops. It will either be her pistol whipping someone with that miracle gun of hers or a trip to the looney bin. "How come everyone hates me now?? I'm a good person REALLY!"

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