"When the Rest of the World is Over and Done"
Oh Bloomington. It's where I was yesterday all day on bizness. On my ride down, these are a few things that crossed my path.
1) The H.O.T. (House of Trucks)
2) What looked to me to be a dead body in the ditch. Judging by its form, it appeared to have already started to decay. No, I did not stop and poke at it with a stick.
3) Illinois State Corrections bus
4) "Avoid Hell - Repent - Trust Jesus Today" Billboard
Anyone else see a pattern there? Buy a truck, murder someone (perhaps a hitchhiker?), trip to the slammer, repent. hmmm.
If I'm ever convicted of a felony and was sent up the river, my maiden prison name would be "Mayonaise Queen." My married name would be "Tush Taster." What's yours?
http://www.prisonbitchname.com/
1) The H.O.T. (House of Trucks)
2) What looked to me to be a dead body in the ditch. Judging by its form, it appeared to have already started to decay. No, I did not stop and poke at it with a stick.
3) Illinois State Corrections bus
4) "Avoid Hell - Repent - Trust Jesus Today" Billboard
Anyone else see a pattern there? Buy a truck, murder someone (perhaps a hitchhiker?), trip to the slammer, repent. hmmm.
If I'm ever convicted of a felony and was sent up the river, my maiden prison name would be "Mayonaise Queen." My married name would be "Tush Taster." What's yours?
http://www.prisonbitchname.com/
up for sale by melmar at 11:15 AM
2 Comments:
I haven't got a clue where Bloomington is, but I never ever want to go there.
Yours,
Stroker
"The Wanker"
is my name!!!
how quaint.
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