Misc.

I signed up for Netflicks but couldn't wait for them to deliver so I signed up at the local BlockBuster for a 1X deal. The Departed & Black Dahlia. The Departed was great, Dahlia not so much.

I have a new/old crush.

A friend's friend's wife thought I was hitting on her husband (with my own husband standing right next to me). So she felt it necessary to snub me when I tried to introduce myself to her. All that accomplished was her getting pushed into a crowd, stepped on and reduced to tears by me while her husband just sat back and bought another round of shots for us all. Apparently they're on the verge of a divorce. Given both of their behavior, I can see why. (Jen you could've been there to see it firsthand)

I also found out I am and have been lusted after....by a girl. It's nice to be wanted.

I scored some free Cubs tickets today.

It's also like 70 again today and I'm stuck inside. Cabin fever big time.

Which One Are You?

Over


OR

Under



Because, obviously, the first one is the right way.

Someone Please Explain

why this freak is still on? Fav male artist, Michael Jackson. Real shocker there. I can't stand him please be voted off.

Weather

Normally I'd say weather talk is boring but PE made a comment about it last night that I told him I'd have to quote.

Me: So how was your day?

PE: Ewwrrgaahh.

Me: What?

PE: It's the weather. People were just acting like douchebags today.

Me: How so?

PE: I don't know....pleasant.


Personally, I hate spring too. The ups and downs of the thermostat. Mud. Not knowing how to dress. It's just messy and I don't like it.

Not A Damn Thing

Is what I did this weekend. Yeah I washed the sheets and took a shower but really that was it.

I did, however, book a trip to visit Nat in VA next month. I was there about the same time last year. Remember:


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Now the reason myself and 2 other girlfriends are making this trip out there is b/c Nat practically begged us to come all last week. "Oh air fare is cheap, I miss you guys" blah diddly blah. So us being the good friends we are, we did.

The kicker is, now that she knows we are all booked she drops not 1 but 2 bombs on us. One is that they have been trying to sell their house for a long time now. They had an open house last weekend and their realtor thinks they may get an offer. Meaning we could have no house to stay at now or a new one where we would be roped into helping them either move or unpack or both. None of which sounds like any fun to me. I think we were swindled. And if so, good job Nat but good luck getting us to actually work. I'm not the type to feel guilty for saying, "nah, I think I'll just have another beer instead of moving those books." It won't be one of those, "well I guess since we're out here anyway..." dealios.

Bomb 2 is she oh so conveniently just found out that one of her friends is having her bachelorette party that Saturday. So she asks that since we'd be going out Sat anyway, can we just go to this party. And if we don't have any fun we can leave (yeah right, you know how that goes. We have no fun and want to leave and then we look like the big assholes.)

So not only do we have a party to go to it apparently is going to be like what I can only describe right now as a very conservative knitting club. And I quote Miss Nat, “She’s older, she’s in between, over the whole obnoxious thing, she won’t like it if you are obnoxious.” Sorry gals but this party sounds like a real snooze. I think their idea of a wild fun party is having TWO kinds of red wine.

None the less, we're still going. We'll make our own fun (scaring Nat all the while giving her that headache she said we give her when we drink and prob cause her to be ostracized from her snooty society club all together).

I can't help it but this scene is screaming for us to recreate it:


I think she is regreting asking us all to come out at the same time. With this bunch, I would too.

Yawwn

Is it baseball season yet?

I have a funny story to share but I can't post it without the picture that goes with it.

Nothing else brewing.

PE - Take note of this.

That Sucks

Just drive off. They can't possibly peddle that fast.